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Nacaduba is a genus of gossamer-winged butterflies (Lycaenidae). It constitutes many of the species commonly called \"lineblues\". As they are the genus initially erected to contain all lineblues, they might be considered the \"typical\" lineblues, as opposed to the species relatives now separated in Catopyrops, Petrelaea and Prosotas.
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Go, Single Lady is a 2014 Chinese-Taiwanese co-produced television series starring Ady An and Mike He. It was first broadcast on 6 July 2014 in mainland China on ZJTV with 27 episodes. Taiwan broadcast of the series began on 23 August 2014 under the title My Pig Lady on CTV with 24 episodes.
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